餐館與酒吧
From a Swiss restaurant menu ：Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
瑞士餐館菜單：我們提供的美酒讓你覺得今生無所指望。
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge： Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
挪威的一家酒吧：女士們請勿在此生小孩（原意是女士請勿攜帶小孩進入本吧。）
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the lady with nuts.
In The Restaurant des Artistes, Montmarte, France: We serve five o' clock tea at all hours.
一家法國餐廳：我們一天二十四小時隨時供應下午茶。
In a Japanese restaurant: Open seven days a week, and weekends too.
一家日本餐廳入口標示：本餐廳每週七日皆對外營業，週末亦復如此。
The menu of a Chinese restaurant at Beijing: Delicious Fish Soap.
一家北京中國餐館菜單：可口的鮮魚肥皂。(註：把魚湯給拼成肥皂了。)
The menu of a Vietnamese restaurant at Ho-chi-ming City: Pork with Fresh Garbage.
一家越南胡志明市的餐廳菜單：豬肉清炒新鮮垃圾。（註：把包心菜Cabbage拼錯成垃圾了。）
The menu of a Jakarta restaurant: Toes with butter and jam.
印尼雅加達一家餐廳的菜單：塗上牛油與果醬的腳指頭。（註：把土司麵包toast拼錯成腳指頭了。）
Sign for a restaurant in Jakarta: Lunch served from 12:30 to mid-October
一家印尼雅加達的旅館告示：本餐廳午餐從中午十二點半起一直提供到十月中旬為止。
A Chinese cookie reads：This is only a fortune cookie thing, generated at randon by computer. We are not libel for any loss or damage cause by or arising from the use of the information herein.
一家中國餐廳幸運餅乾打開後的警語：這是從電腦隨機產生的籤語玩意兒，我們對因相信籤語所造成的任何損害均不負責。
Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula : Broken English spoken perfectly
墨西哥餐廳吸引美國觀光客的店招：「把洋經梆英文說得最標準的店」
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